Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company! -)

ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena
.
Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena
.
.
.
Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA.
.
Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka
Recharge na kara dena… 😛

ENGINEERING VERSION OF Jab Tak Hai Jaan!!!

ENGINEERING VERSION OF Jab Tak Hai Jaan!!!

Vo tera 40 number k liye tadpana……
kabhi 35-36 m latkana…..
nahi bhuloonga m….;(
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan….

Vo tere naye naye rule lana….

un usoolo se students ko satana……
nahi maaf karunga mai….:/
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan,,,,,,

vo bedhak baarisho k mausam m xms karane se…
Phir thand m result de kar
needein udane se
nafrat karunga mai….. :@
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan………

par is beech naye dosto se milane se
har manjil k kabil banane se
mohhbat karunga mai…;)
jab tak h jaan
jab tak h jaan 😛